Alphabetizing a poem,
Believe it or not,
Can be done.
Don’t fret and fume
Ease into it with,
F as in the letter for fun.
Get on with your day
Hum through each beat
In due course you’ll know it really isn’t a great feat.
Just don’t forget the letters
Kindly keep the rhyme paramount
Love the task at hand and
Make every moment count.
No need to make too much sense
Or delve into melodramatic crap about life
Profundity is not always needed
Quite empty verses can also seem ridden with very romantic strife!
Relax and look around
Soon it may very well dawn
That the poem you thought you’d write
Ultimately has found some pretty solid ground.
Victory is now yours
What seemed insurmountable, is now a thing of the past
Yessssss… 26 lines are ready and waiting, and they are
Zanily, crazily, and completely and irrevocably yours